Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Dumaguete Days, Part Four

One of the very first lessons I’ve learned as a writer is that to be one is to open oneself to criticism. When one does not learn to accept it objectively he or she has no business being a writer. I’ve had my fair share of criticism through the years, and my experience with the Writers Bloc (which counts some of the bitchier and more opinionated playwrights around as its members) has toughened me up considerably. Much as I accept all kinds of criticism and weigh them one by one, there had been very few times I had questioned the way critical comments were given.

One of those times happened during the final week of the workshop. There was one very opinionated panelist that week who was so unusually bitchy that it startled me and my co-fellows. We had no problem with what he said, but we felt that the extremely bitchy way he had said them was uncalled for. He had criticized one story to the point the writer almost reacted violently, and he had criticized a particular poem so badly that that fellow trembled throughout, barely able to speak. The word constructive was clearly not a part of his vocabulary. Maybe if Ma’am Edith was there (my batch was the only one she didn’t personally oversee; she was in Iowa that time), things would have been a little different. We really felt this panelist brought out the worst in us.

How bad? One co-fellow even drew an eject button on one of the pages of her folio of manuscripts and repeatedly pressed it, imagining the panelist being thrown from his chair. Another would frequently hum the theme from Psycho or make Norman Bates-like slashing gestures. Another would mockingly crouch and cover her ears and rock her body back and forth. And there were times I would daydream that my co-fellows and I were assassins, wielding all kinds of weapons, targeting the panelist. For some reason I always ended up with a bow and arrow.

We must have looked so pissed off for most of that week, for that panelist remarked one time that we all looked so serious. Another panelist, who's much gentler and much more intelligent, was more observant. He said that we seemed to be in a murderous mood. If he only knew.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Taylor the Triumphant

TAYLOR HICKS (photo courtesy of Reuters)

So, Taylor Hicks is this year’s American Idol. Okay, good for him, and the best of luck. Really. Much as he should profusely thank his devoted Soul Patrol, I guess he should also thank those responsible for penning Katharine McPhee’s uber-horrible “My Destiny.” That miserable excuse for a song doomed her chances. And considering the staggering wealth of singing talent this year (including the best Top Five ever), why do I feel the entire finale paled in comparison to last year's?

To mark the end of this year’s American Idol, below are my favorite AI: Season 5 performances:

"Fever" by Paris Bennett (Barry Manilow week)
"I Walk the Line" by Chris Daughtry (Barry Manilow week)
"I’m Changing" by Lisa Tucker (1st semifinals week)
"Moody’s Mood for Love" by Elliott Yamin (2nd semifinals week)
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Katharine McPhee (Top Three week)
"Think" by Katharine McPhee (3rd semifinals week)
"Trouble" by Elliott Yamin (Elvis Presley week)
"You Send Me" by Taylor Hicks (Rod Stewart week)

Which ones are your favorites? Ü

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Da Vinci Code for Dummies

I got to watch The Da Vinci Code yesterday afternoon, and I finally realized why it’s so controversial: it requires the moviegoer to deposit his/her brain at the ticket booth before entering (Oh my God!).

The movie’s scandalous nature does not stop there, though. Consider: the always watchable but seriously miscast Tom Hanks is reduced to being Dan Brown’s dummy (Lord, have mercy!). The normally charming but equally miscast Audrey Tautou is nothing more than a bland sounding board (Christ, have mercy!) The fantastic Ian McKellen, though he makes the most of his role, is ultimately wasted (Lord, have mercy!). If these actors found very little meat in their roles, Paul Bettany hams it up as Silas (God, save us!). Nothing divinely inspired here. (Lord, hear our prayer!)

But I have to admit, Brown's premises still intrigue me. Not only that, the movie moves along at a very even pace (Thanks be to God!) and the second half is actually leaner than its counterpart in the book (Praise the Lord!).

All things considered, a regrettable waste. It doesn't even thrill. And to think the Catholic hierarchy, and certain conservative Catholics, made a fuss of a movie that wasn't worth fussing.

Oh, the many things I could do with the script. (Lord, give me strength!)

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Dumaguete Days, Part Three

Much as my batchmates and I enjoyed our time in Bais, it paled in comparison with our excursion to Casaroro Falls that weekend. Even as early as Wednesday we were planning for it during workshop breaks. By Friday evening everything was all settled—the food (beloved paninis from Silliman Avenue Café), the guides (Gabby and Herbie, courtesy of self-designated workshop guide Mickey Ybañez), the route. Though we all knew that the trip would involve hiking, none of us knew how much we would be doing that.

We left Banilad early Saturday morning and rode a jeepney to a certain town, whose name I have forgotten, where we would begin our trek. Christine’s then-boyfriend Adam and a workshop auditor named Maiya also joined us. Once there, we headed for the base of a hill and began our uphill hike. Being inexperienced, not to mention fairly out of shape, we were already panting and perspiring midway through the two-hour climb. At one point or another one of us would ask Gabby or Herbie to slow down a little or if we could rest for a while. It was almost ten in the morning by the time we reached the entrance to Casaroro, our bodies aching, our breathing heavy.

BODIES AT REST


As we rested by the entrance, we noticed a small wooden sign nailed to a treetrunk. Lose the calories; let’s do the jungle trek, it said cheerfully, or something like that. Somehow that was not the kind of greeting exhausted hikers would like to see. It didn’t cheer us up at all.

Putangina,” I remember Marby cursing that time. “Jungle trek, jungle trek. Fuck.”

That’s not the end of it. After we passed through the entrance we saw a crudely completed concrete stairway with wooden railings spiraling downward along the face of the mountain. Not only did it look steep, it also did not look too secure, at least to me. But we had no choice; it’s the only way to get to the falls. So we carefully descended the stairway, one after another, forming a snake-like line, the view of treetops distracting us now and then from the scary sight below us. Some of us had to hold on to each other at some of the stairway’s trickier spots. But almost an hour—and more than 350 steps—later, we finally and safely reached the base of the mountain. A healthy stream flowed nearby. We heard a waterfall roaring, not far off.

Gabby and Herbie then led us through several jagged rows of massive boulders. Over them we could see Casaroro in the horizon. One by one we cautiously crossed from one rock to another, from one row to another. We really took our time, for the boulders were quite slippery. Christine knew this very well, for at one point she momentarily lost her footing. Good thing Adam managed to grab her just in time. It didn’t take that long for all of us to reach the stony edge of the cool pool of green water, to feel the raging waterfall spray our tired faces.

A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES (AND FEET)


Up close, Casaroro Falls looked quite impressive. The way the wall of leaves and moss surrounded the falls in a semi-circle, the way the shining white water poured itself into the pool—it almost resembled a beautiful, almost overflowing bathroom sink with the faucet wide open. It was hot that day, but being so close to the waterfall we didn’t notice. All of us just stood there, staring, soaking at the splendid sight, until one batchmate stripped down to his trunks and began to wade into the pool. Others followed. I think I was one of the last to take the dip.

I felt as if my entire body was in a heavy-duty freezer. The pool was that cold. But I felt determined to linger in it as long as I could, so I did, floating around the pool’s edge. There’s no way I would swim near the falls. I’m not that daring, or dumb. In contrast, Maiya was both. At one point we saw her inexplicably on the wall of foliage, her arms and legs extended like a spider, looking as though she was approaching the waterfall. What she did alarmed us: what if something bad happens to her? Even Gabby got scared, to the point he tried to climb the wall himself and try to dissuade her from going further. Good thing she stopped then and there.

But her odd behavior didn’t stop there. After we had enough of the pool, we decided to have our lunch at a shaded picnic area by the boulders. While we were eating the paninis we had packed earlier that morning we saw Maiya not far away, lying in the stream with her eyes closed, seemingly relishing the rushing water surround her petite body. The scene puzzled us. Then BJ hilariously but quietly quipped: “Para siyang patay na dwende na lumulutang.” I think we almost choked on our food when he said that. That's one one-liner master for you.

We decided go home not long after we had finished eating. It was already past one in the afternoon by that time. Much as we groaned at the prospect of climbing the same stairway we had used to go down, we had no choice. So we went up the steps, all 350-plus of them, lining along the face of the mountain like a snake, stopping briefly at several points along the way. I tell you, climbing that stairway was way harder than going down on it. We were once again panting and perspiring when we reached the entrance more than an hour later, the accursed sign still greeting us. Someone should really tear down that sign and throw it down below, I thought then.

Thankfully, the trek had become much easier from that point on, and within the next two hours we had reached the base of the hill, and the town. There, we were able to convince a jeepney driver to let us exclusively hire his jeepney. It would have been an uneventful trip home, except that Maiya insisted on sitting on the jeep’s roof than inside with us, even after we had invited her to come inside. We never cared to figure out why. The driver got a bit irritated, but what could he do?

As the jeepney sped en route to Banilad, my batchmates and I soon settled in our separate spaces inside the vehicle, satisfied, silent. The trek to Casaroro Falls may not have been easy, but even that early we knew it was so worth the effort. Not a bad way to end the second week of our workshop.

Monday, May 15, 2006

Dumaguete Days, Part Two

SHIP OF FOOLS

One of the undeniable attractions of the National Writers Workshop for the Manila-based fellowship applicant is the chance to travel, not only to Dumaguete but also to some of Negros Oriental’s tourist spots. My batch certainly took full advantage of that chance virtually on our own, not only once but twice. And we did so on the second week of the workshop.

Since the senatorial elections that year were held on the Monday of that particular week, my batch used the holiday to travel to Bais, north of Dumaguete. Our wonderful workshop coordinator Isabel Patelona and her husband Alex acted as our chaperones during the trip. Once there, we rode a boat that Isabel had helped secure for us and sailed to where one can watch the city’s famous dolphins swim and spring out of the sea surface freely, albeit briefly. We were told, though, that such a sight during summer is rather rare.

But we were lucky: it didn’t take too long before we spotted dolphins, not in the distance, but around our small ship. Not just two or three, but nine or ten. They seem as though they were accompanying us. My batchmates and I were like overgrown grade-schoolers, peering into the water, excitedly pointing at the speeding sea creatures, trying to take pictures of them, each camera click adding texture to the soundscape. I remember one particular co-fellow who tried so hard and so persistently to photograph the dolphins, only to find later that most of what she had captured on film was nothing more than rippling, sparkling blue water.

Much as I enjoyed the dolphins, the real highlight of the trip was Sand Bar. As its name suggests, it’s a sizable mound of sand slighly elevated above sea level. It might seem nothing special in print, but it truly took my breath away when I first saw it. BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL, I thought then.

BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL, isn't it?

We docked at the place for about ten minutes, and my co-fellows and I had more fun taking pictures of it; it wasn’t going anywhere, after all. The three resthouses standing on the mound seemed vacant that time, so we took the time in exploring them a bit, but only around them. The city government owns them, so we kept our distance lest it charges us with trespassing or something like it. It was already 3 or 4 p.m. by the time we left Sand Bar.

As expected, we went back to our lodgings in Banilad spent but satisfied. It was a great way to start the week. However memorable that trip was, the trip that we later took at the end of that week was even more so. But that’s for another time.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Rocker Shocker

Yesterday, Janet texted me the following message while I was in the Shangri-La mall: Did you watch AI? I'm in shock. =(

Intrigued, my mind started working. It couldn't be Taylor, or else she wouldn't have been shocked. It also couldn't be Elliott, because it wouldn't be a shock if he was eliminated; he had been in the bottom two/three several times already. Plus, he worked his butt off last Wednesday, and it showed in his twin performances. And our personal favorite, Katharine had the great advantage of being the last to perform, despite having performed terribly.

When I watched the replay of AI on Star World, my hunch that Chris would be eliminated proved to be correct. Still, it's a major jolt on the system. Many people were expecting him and Katharine to duke it out in the finale, just like what Ryan had said before making the fateful annoucement. But it was not meant to be. That hurts, big-time. I really like the guy; so did many others.

Right now, I'm hoping that this season's best male and female vocalist would face each other off two weeks from now. But why do I get the feeling that Taylor will triumph in the end? He has a voice perfect for Adult Alternative music, but his performing prowess, though entertaining at first, has become schtick. I can imagine the possibility of him winning giving Simon a migraine.

Much as I'm shocked about Chris being eliminated, I'll be more shocked if he doesn't turn his AI experience into a fruitful career. Even now, there's buzz growing that a major band will formally offer him to be its frontman. Perhaps his being booted off is a blessing, after all.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Dumaguete Days, Part One

This post is the first of what I hope would be a planned series of my recollections as a Fellow in the National Writers Workshop in Dumaguete, back in 2001. The three weeks I had spent there made that summer one of the best and happiest I ever had.

One of the funniest memories I have that I will always associate with the Dumaguete workshop is something that took place the day before it started, on the Cebu Pacific flight bound for the City of Gentle People. Ten people were selected for fellowships that year, and six of us were on that flight. I had yet to meet four of them; Marby had been my fiction-writing classmate for two semesters by that time, so we kept each other company throughout the trip.

During that trip, a flight attendant began conducting a lame game. I later learned that Cebu Pacific practically mandates such games. Another co-fellow of mine, Janet (who had since become a very good friend) later wrote about it so wonderfully, fictively in one of her story drafts:

“…But the flight attendants distract me. They are conducting their usual onboard games: bring me a size 10 men’s shoe, bring me suntan lotion, bring me, bring me. Their make-up jumps out, red against bad skin, and their twenty-year old breasts defy gravity. Their gaiety is harsh; it bears on the cabin like air pressure. Swallowing doesn’t ease the discomfort.”

“A woman across the aisle screams in delight; she is the “weener” in the bring-me contest according to the flight attendant’s bad English. She high-fives her way out of her troupe to grab her trophy: an airline baseball cap. Her troupe cheers. Obviously first-time passengers, the type who’d stash the airline’s complimentary drinks and peanuts in their bags.”


Weener. Marby and I (and probably most writers in English) were—are—particularly sensitive to how the language is spoken, so when the flight attendant pronounced “winner” that way we caught ourselves wincing. Weener. How it stung our ears, burned into our minds. If only that attendant knew how I mutely, wickedly dissed her in my seat. Weener. Ugh.

But little did we know, the exact phrase the girl used that time—“Weener of a free meg (mug)”—would become one of our oft-used lines for the next three weeks. Whenever our batch would get together that phrase would often crop up in the conversation. That’s the power of bad English for you.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Cinco de Mayo

Gusto ko lang ibahagi ang ilan sa mga litratong kinunan ko noong namiesta kami ng pamilya ko sa bayan ng nanay ko noong Miyerkules. Tutal, panahon na naman ng Santacruzan ngayon. Ilan beses ko nang napanood ito, pero hindi naman masyado nakakasawa. Nakakaaliw lang panoorin ang mga taong lumalahok sa mga ganitong selebrasyon, mula sa mga sagala’t konsorte, sa mga parlorista’t kosturera, hanggang sa mga manonood na umaabang sa pagdating ng prusisyon.

ILAN SA MGA SAGALA:


PAGHAHANDA SA PRUSISYON:









ANG MISMONG SANTACRUZAN:


















(Karapatang-ari © 2006 ni A.I.D.)